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Presbyterians – Give me an AV
Presbyterians’ [Fn1] new hit single, “Give me an AV”[Fn2] (tune) Hey over therePlease forgive meIf I like the good “King Jim”[Fn3]Hate to stareAt your BibleWhile they play my favorite hymn[Fn4] So come here‘Little closerWanna whisper in your earMake it clearLittle questionWanna know just how you feel If I said I miss my “thees” and “thous”If…
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Why Paul is not Welcomed in Thessalonica (while other "Christians" are…)
I read with disgust an absurd posting at AliElhajj.com (link to post). I thought it worthwhile to parody the posting by substituting Paul (as described in Acts 17, 14, and 2 Timothy 4:10). I suggest you read the absurd posting first, and then my parody below, in order better to understand the parody. Last week…
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Parody of I will Survive – Humor Alert
This is humor. Don’t draw theological conclusions that may be unintended from what amounts, in some instances, to forcing words to fit the rough meter of the song. Parody. To the tune of Gloria Gaynor’s, “I will Survive.” First I was afraidI was PetrifiedKept thinking I could never livewithout an infallible guideBut I spent so…